wish granted, but...

[DensetsuNoKaboom]

Wish granted, but it's filled with whiny kids who complain about Alice's graphics while not actually knowing anything about programming in it.

I wish for fish.

[beachbum111111]

Wish granted, but you get jaws and he eats you.

I wish I had a cookie...

[x2495iiii]

Sure.

Have a tracking cookie: a low-threat virus that logs your personal information
for advertisement purposes.

I wish for a sandwich sandwich.

It's like a sandwich, but instead of two pieces of bread on the outsides, it's two more sandwiches.

[beachbum111111]

Wish granted, but you get fat and get eaten by Jaws who then gets eaten by My fat cat

I wish Americans would stop mistaking Canadian money as monopoly money.

[DensetsuNoKaboom]

Wish granted, but they start thinking Monopoly money is actually Canadian money.

I wish that this wish would be granted.

[GoGators]

Wish granted, but your granted is granted so that the wish is granted in the second degree negitivitaly multiplied by granted and thus becomes:

Wish Granted= -1 x |Granted|

And the compiled result is a coding malfunction and an error message saying: ERROR: 111012098u7347
Please consult god for further assistance.

I wish to be a bad *** that is literally stuck into a video game and slaughters my opposition in MMOFPS's 24/7.

[DensetsuNoKaboom]

Wish granted, but eventually you get bored and try to do something else, only to discover that you can't.

I wish that everyone in the entire world was nice.

[GoGators]

Wish granted, you sweet little thing! But unfortunately someone had the idea that it was nice to put people out of their misery and killed off the entire human race.

[DensetsuNoKaboom]

Wish granted, but



I wish that it was the first day of summer vacation again.

[beachbum111111]

Wish granted, but you have to take summer school

I wish for nothing