That's odd. I didn't know that people who just complained got responses. Now, you need to remember that the good people at carnegie melon gave you the worst software ever for free, and they'll be happy to give you a full refund of your purchase price if you ship a copy of your defective software on CD to:
123 nothing lane
Invalid City
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You'll get a letter back with the same contents, plus nothing. Enjoy!
And guess what? That's fine, because you paid NOTHING! You can't complain about nothing! I don't care if it crashed your computer! Another thing to read is the DISCLAIMER which you are bound to when you run the application:
Quote:
THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY
KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE
WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR
PURPOSE, TITLE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM,
DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF
CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN
CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER
DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.
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'Apple Macintosh' - An anagram of 'Complaints Heap'
M.A.C.I.N.T.O.S.H. - Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
You're *such* a mac person.