[QUOTE=RavenOfCode;55802]Wish granted, but then everyone in the world turns into anime and you go insane...

I wish I had no school...[/QUOTE]

Wish granted. Now you have no means to getting an education.

I wish for pie.

[QUOTE=fourbros;55803]Wish granted. Now you have no means to getting an education.

I wish for pie.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted, but it turns out it was full of c4 and you now have to arms...

I wish I had an personal space station and a space ship...

Granted, but there's no oxygen.

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[QUOTE=jrrTolkien;55808]Granted, but there's no oxygen.

I wish my enter key worked properly[/QUOTE]

Magics!

Wish granted, but it turns out that all keyboards stop workinskanfad correctlyjaskdjadjakjsdaj./asd.a2/./.1/4

I wish I had a taco bell in my house...

[QUOTE=RavenOfCode;55819]Magics!

Wish granted, but it turns out that all keyboards stop workinskanfad correctlyjaskdjadjakjsdaj./asd.a2/./.1/4

I wish I had a taco bell in my house...[/QUOTE]
Wish Granted, but the guy who works there always sneezes in your cheese taco (that aint green salsa)!

I wish I could eat all the doughnuts I wan't without feeling sick!

Granted but you still get cavities!

I wish my foot wasn't asleep.

[QUOTE=jrrTolkien;55827]Granted but you still get cavities!

I wish my foot wasn't asleep.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted, but you feel so good because your foot is better that you run around and end up stubbing it on a rock.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

Granted. You've got a big, smelly ape that loves to give you bear-hugs that crush you. :P

I wish I didn't have a cold.

Wish granted. Now you have pink eye.

I wish that my Lakers had (Healthy) Kevin Durant rather than Ryan Kelly.

Wish granted, but the rest of your team gets injured.

I wish I was good at latin...