Caveat? Why is it so hard to say statement?

Anyways, sorry.

Why not use an interesting locution?:D:D:D

What the...

It's a confuse-off!

:-)
 

Wish Granted, BUT---

You now discover that you are forever cursed to speak in unfathomable sentences filled with Illocutionary directives and declarations.

I wish I could go back to the fifth grade, when I built a one-transistor pocket-sized AM radio, and convinced my teacher that it was a hearing aide.:rolleyes:

Ha, excellent! Makes the flashlight and pocket fan I made look like junk.

Although, they were actually MADE from junk, so I guess it doesn't change much :P

Wish granted, but the radio gains self-awareness and you have to back to stop yourself from going back.

I wish I liked work more than I liked avoiding work

Wish granted, but you realized that you like work so much that you spend your whole life working and never sleep again...

I wish I had infinite knowledge in programming computers...

[QUOTE=MrMoke;55792]Wish Granted, BUT---

You now discover that you are forever cursed to speak in unfathomable sentences filled with Illocutionary directives and declarations.

I wish I could go back to the fifth grade, when I built a one-transistor pocket-sized AM radio, and convinced my teacher that it was a hearing aide.:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
...but now you're a teacher?

Wish granted. Your brain explodes from having infinite knowledge, like in the Crystal Skull.

I wish that all anime looked like a Makoto Shinkai film. Dat animation.:)

Wish granted, but then everyone in the world turns into anime and you go insane...

I wish I had no school...