wish granted, but...
 

Epic forum game. Here's the format:


wish Granted, but you get headcrabs.

I wish for a pony.


Next person:


Wish Granted, but you wake up one morning and it's head is sitting at the foot of your bed.

I wish God existed



I'll start, I wish I had a pie.

Wish granted, but a clown throws it in your face.


I wish Alice had collision detection

Wish granted. But it already does and it sucks

I wish Alice 3 would be finished.

Wish granted, but the devs rush it and it's laggy and buggy and doesn't have many features and it sucks.

I wish MOTHER 3 were released in America.

Wish granted. But the game has a virus in it and destroys your electronics

I wish the cake was the truth

It is.

And it's just as unfunny as ever.

I wish wishes were fishes.

[QUOTE=x2495iiii;50763]It is.

And it's just as unfunny as ever.

I wish wishes were fishes.[/QUOTE]

Wish Granted, but I eat fish regularly, so you must choose another animal.

I wish Alice could support Bump maps, and reflections.

Wish granted. But it is a Mac Only feature.

I wish I had a billion dollars

Wish granted, but it is only monopoly money

I wish this game was fun and not going to die after a few days

Wish granted. But then the people playing the game ask for perverted wishes

I wish there was a cookie monster emote on this forum