Caveat? Why is it so hard to say statement?

Anyways, sorry.

Why not use an interesting locution?:D:D:D

What the...

It's a confuse-off!

:-)
 

Wish Granted, BUT---

You now discover that you are forever cursed to speak in unfathomable sentences filled with Illocutionary directives and declarations.

I wish I could go back to the fifth grade, when I built a one-transistor pocket-sized AM radio, and convinced my teacher that it was a hearing aide.:rolleyes:

Ha, excellent! Makes the flashlight and pocket fan I made look like junk.

Although, they were actually MADE from junk, so I guess it doesn't change much :P

Wish granted, but the radio gains self-awareness and you have to back to stop yourself from going back.

I wish I liked work more than I liked avoiding work

Wish granted, but you realized that you like work so much that you spend your whole life working and never sleep again...

I wish I had infinite knowledge in programming computers...

[QUOTE=MrMoke;55792]Wish Granted, BUT---

You now discover that you are forever cursed to speak in unfathomable sentences filled with Illocutionary directives and declarations.

I wish I could go back to the fifth grade, when I built a one-transistor pocket-sized AM radio, and convinced my teacher that it was a hearing aide.:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
...but now you're a teacher?

Wish granted. Your brain explodes from having infinite knowledge, like in the Crystal Skull.

I wish that all anime looked like a Makoto Shinkai film. Dat animation.:)

Wish granted, but then everyone in the world turns into anime and you go insane...

I wish I had no school...

[QUOTE=RavenOfCode;55802]Wish granted, but then everyone in the world turns into anime and you go insane...

I wish I had no school...[/QUOTE]

Wish granted. Now you have no means to getting an education.

I wish for pie.

[QUOTE=fourbros;55803]Wish granted. Now you have no means to getting an education.

I wish for pie.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted, but it turns out it was full of c4 and you now have to arms...

I wish I had an personal space station and a space ship...

Granted, but there's no oxygen.

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[QUOTE=jrrTolkien;55808]Granted, but there's no oxygen.

I wish my enter key worked properly[/QUOTE]

Magics!

Wish granted, but it turns out that all keyboards stop workinskanfad correctlyjaskdjadjakjsdaj./asd.a2/./.1/4

I wish I had a taco bell in my house...

[QUOTE=RavenOfCode;55819]Magics!

Wish granted, but it turns out that all keyboards stop workinskanfad correctlyjaskdjadjakjsdaj./asd.a2/./.1/4

I wish I had a taco bell in my house...[/QUOTE]
Wish Granted, but the guy who works there always sneezes in your cheese taco (that aint green salsa)!

I wish I could eat all the doughnuts I wan't without feeling sick!

Granted but you still get cavities!

I wish my foot wasn't asleep.

[QUOTE=jrrTolkien;55827]Granted but you still get cavities!

I wish my foot wasn't asleep.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted, but you feel so good because your foot is better that you run around and end up stubbing it on a rock.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

Granted. You've got a big, smelly ape that loves to give you bear-hugs that crush you. :P

I wish I didn't have a cold.

Wish granted. Now you have pink eye.

I wish that my Lakers had (Healthy) Kevin Durant rather than Ryan Kelly.

Wish granted, but the rest of your team gets injured.

I wish I was good at latin...

Opta concedi, sed non potest dici aliud eloquiorum genus.

I wish you knew what that meant.

Wish granted, but now you are disappointed when you find out that it means.....

I wish that I was genius level when it comes to math, with all of my other subject levels being normal.

[QUOTE=fourbros;55839]Wish granted, but now you are disappointed when you find out that it means.....

I wish that I was genius level when it comes to math, with all of my other subject levels being normal.[/QUOTE]
Wish granted, but your so good at math that the other people are after you 24/7 because they need help from you.

I wish GameKid wasn't dead.

[QUOTE=007fps;55840]Wish granted, but your so good at math that the other people are after you 24/7 because they need help from you.

[/QUOTE]

Still would be worth it. ;)

[QUOTE=007fps;55840]Wish granted, but your so good at math that the other people are after you 24/7 because they need help from you.

I wish GameKid wasn't dead.[/QUOTE]

? dead ?

Wish granted. GameKid is now a zombie. Nice job starting the zombie apocalypse, Jeffrey.

I wish :cool:

Wish granted.......:cool:

I wish that I was a more focused person.