Wish granted, but you're teleported to the Sahara Desert.

Where the only waves you'll be seeing are made of sand.

Hang ten!

I wish you could clean your house by snapping your fingers like in Mary Poppins.

Wish granted...but then you can't find anything any more.

I wish I was headed to the mountains for the weekend.

Wish granted. You are left in the mountains on Friday night with no food or water. The weekend is miserable. You are starved, dehydrated, cold, attacked continuously by insects, and to top it all off, a mountain lion kills you on Sunday afternoon. Your body is found by nightfall and taken back to your home.

I wish that I had a million dollars.

Wish granted...but you are left with only $63.24 after taxes, which you are then pressured to donate to a fund that locates lost people in the mountains.

I wish my computer wasn't being so slow tonight.

Wish granted! But it is monopoly money!

I wish I were the old guy from monopoly and children would play with me all day, or wait...

I wish I could undo what I just said...

Wish granted, but then your head go boom :D

I wish gogators didn't grant the wrong wish

Wish granted, but he is too busy playing monoply to notice his mistake.
I wish I was stranded in an arcade with unlimited quarters.

Wish granted, but the only game is Micheal Jackson's Moonwalker.
I wish I could dance.

Wish granted, but then you have to go on the show, "Dancing with the stars", and your partner is Justin Bieber.

I wish it was 4:00...

Wish granted. You will never know what happened in the time you skipped.

I wish that the site stopped going down randomly.

wish granted. But now, alice forums goes down every week from monday until sunday.

I wish the alice forums mb limit for games was raised from 20 to 40.

Wish granted, but alice crashes and bricks your computer.
I wish I had a PS Vita.

Wish granted, but you get robbed of everything that can't fit into your pant pockets.

I wish Java ran on iOS.

Wish granted, but your processor goes bonkers because of it.
I wish I was a real boy! (Pinnochio voice)

Wish granted, but you are a boy forever.

I wish for a pokeball that works on stranger's pets.

Wish granted, but the owners get mad at you, and use their, umm... Zoopidats... And their... Poopidons? And their... Blarginators!
(I don't play pokemon.)
I wish every other post on this thread wasn't mine. >_>

Wish granted, but now I hog the replies on this post.

I wish I had more free time to try out the book trailer contest...it sounds like fun, and I have a cool idea!

Wish granted, but in order to get your free time you have to skip lots of homework and get terrible grades.

I wish Homestuck (and webcomics in general) weren't so lllllooooonnnnnggggg.

Wish granted, but now there so small you can't see them

I wish I had a Mech

Wish granted. But it blew up in war.
I wish The Twilight Zone was still on.

Wish Granted, but the show becomes about vampires that sparkle in the daylight and retarded werewolves with a teenage attention freak as the main character.

I wish I had a 797 Heavy Hauler

Wish granted, but I have no idea what that is.
I wish I worked at the donut shop so I can eat to my stomach's content.

Wish granted, but you get fat and die

I wish the forums were more active

Wish granted, but it gets all dirty and urban-ish
I wish I had more monies.

Wish granted, but then you spend it all

I wish spore wasn't a disappointment

Wish granted, but it's release is himilayas-only.
I wish potato chips weren't so fatty.

Wish granted, but they taste like crap

I wish Alice was more powerful.

Wish granted, but alice blasts out of your computer, raids your fridge, takes your stereo, then runs away.
Maybe that file was corrupted after all?
I wish that minecraft would work.

Wish granted, but it eats up your spare time, and then it eats up all the time when you're supposed to be doing important stuff, like breathing.

I wish that this wish would not be granted.

[QUOTE=Beans;51089]Wish granted. But it blew up in war.
I wish The Twilight Zone was still on.[/QUOTE]

Wish Granted -- It is on [url=http://metvnetwork.com]Me-TV[/url] (and it actually is, this is not made up).

I wish that I had more free time, could study less, and still get good grades

psst, David B, you're supposed to do that to the person who posted last.

[QUOTE=DensetsuNoKaboom;51367]Wish granted, but it eats up your spare time, and then it eats up all the time when you're supposed to be doing important stuff, like breathing.

I wish that this wish would not be granted.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted. But you didn't grant it. Therefore the universe imploded into itself

I wish I knew how to code stuff

Wish granted. But right after you learn how to code, you get struck by lightning, and you're sent back to the 1920's, when there were no computers to write code on.


I wish that I could draw using perspective.

Wish granted, but that's all you can draw and aliens demand you draw something else or die

I Wish I Could Have Whats best for me
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Wish granted, but what's best for you is to drink noni juice (Extremely healthy but horrible-tasting juice), only eat raw meat and sleep on a rock.
I wish my room wasn't so messy.

Wish granted.....but to clean it, every thing in your room is thrown into an inferno, leaving you with no possessions or money.

I wish that the normal wii u would sell for $100.

Wish granted, but it still sucks

I wish there was a cookie monster emote on these forums.

Wish granted, but it eats all your cookies.

I wish beachbum111111 wouldn't bash consoles that haven't even been released yet.

[QUOTE=DensetsuNoKaboom;51507]Wish granted, but it eats all your cookies.

I wish beachbum111111 wouldn't bash consoles that haven't even been released yet.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted, but I was at e3 and it really does suck

I wish I had a PS3

Wish granted, but you have to buy games for it at $1000.00 each.

I wish I had been at E3.