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I can sound out the words but I have no idea what they actually mean.

Let's get back on topic.

I wish I lived alone in a secluded cave in the wilderness with every game console and game ever created.

Wish granted, but you have no electricity or batteries of any kind, rendering every single console unusable, and since you're in a secluded cave, there's no way to get any of this.

I wish we got the whole week off school for Thanksgiving.

Wish granted, but instead of doing school you have to do community service the entire week, and to top it off you're stuck in an endless recursion of time a la the endless eight, meaning you repeat that same week over and over and over for an infinite number of times.

I wish that I had 20 20 vision AKA no glasses.

[I]Once I rose above the noise and confusion
just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high[/I]

...Wish granted, but you see all the secrets of the universe and implode

Sorry Fourbros
 

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Google's translator didn't work very well.:(

Wish Granted, but you may only use it while performing in Gangnam Style.

Wish I could replace all admins in my city that refuse to make CS a requirement for graduation.

Wish granted. Right after this happens you are sent back to the 1800's, where computers didn't exist.

I wish that I was good at solving the mysteries in Hyouka. (In the first episode, the janitor did it)

Wish Granted: Mayaka appears, promising to be your mentor and companion, and fulfilling your wish. Unfortunately, Satoshi then appears with a Samurai sword, and things go headfirst downhill from there.

FWIW- I used a device invented in 1890 to enter my first programming project into an IBM mainframe.

I wish I could consult with Grace Hopper while tweaking my latest Android App.:rolleyes:

Wish granted, but the app is a glitchy seafood app and launches a live octopus at poor Ms. Hopper.
I wish for every fighting game ever created.

Wish granted. But right after you receive every fighting game ever made, you get a hadoken right to the face.

I wish that everyone in the world would have enough food.