Wish granted. But you are incessantly pestered by link's other companion, Fi/Navi/Tael/midna, and you kill yourself right around the third dungeon.

I wish that Wal-Mart or Target would sell regular pocky.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......pocky.................

Wish granted, but you are arrested for speeding as you leave the store.

I wish Navi/Tael/Fi/Midna/Elzo wasn't sooooooo annoying! (But mostly Navi)

Oh, yeah, you forgot Elzo.

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Wish granted. Instead of Navi/Tael/Fi/Midna/Elzo being so annoying, link is now the reason to mute the tv. After every action, link now says his own name like pikachu.


I wish that Ephraim from fire emblem would be in the new smash bros. Probably aint happening, but one can dream.

Uh, Link is mute.

Wish granted, but they get rid of Ike, Marth, and Roy. (I think they should have had Roy in the Wii version, but whatever!)

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Wish granted. Now you can't breathe out of water.

(ps: They should've replaced marth with roy in the ssbb. And did you see that they're putting marth AND ike back in ssb4.?! What kind of crud is that? Where is chrom or the black knight or marcus?..............................My fire emblem in smash bros rant is now over.)

I wish that I was Chuck Norris.

Wish granted, but Chuck Norris haters track you down and kill you in your sleep.

I wish I had a pet mouse.

Jeez, this thread is still going?

...Wish granted, but it wakes you up every night, plays dead, and poops all over you when you try to pick him/her up.
I wish for infinite knowledge of programming.

Wish granted, but your brain can't take that much, and it explodes!!

I wish I had a pie, too! :p

-Jrr

Wish granted but then this happens: [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT2aBtBLMCY[/url]

I wish old spice really gave me power

[QUOTE=GameKid;54492]Jeez, this thread is still going?[/QUOTE]


It's kinda surprising that it is still alive. It'll probably die pretty soon.

Anyway, wish granted. Old spice gives you the power to be the world's most dislikable person.

I wish that I could animate something like this: [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4MTyPQau9k[/url]

Or this: [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3PeCMbqyW4&list=TL4nByTZnzfSSzZAugGkMUf8mdSypQ9qVE[/url]

Wish granted, but then something better comes out.

I wish I was good at Monopoly.

Wish granted. Now you suck at all other board games.

I wish that Gundam Unicorn had one more episode. I've just finished the finale, and I feel sad :[

I've spent parts of 3 years watching that series. It was better than star wars.

Wish granted, but you feel even worse after you see that!

I wish that monsters university was better.

Wish granted. But to make it better, Pixar decides to hire Michael Bay to direct the "improved" version. That means that there will be alot of needless explosions and a crappy plot.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish that origami books were clearer with their directions.

Wish granted, but then you get a paper cut and quit origami anyway.

I wish my friends would check their emails more often.

Wish granted, but then they all block you

I wish people would check themselves before they shrek'd themselves

Wish granted. However, I don't know what I'm granting and I'm too lazy to google it.

I wish that this thread never dies.

Wish granted, but it becomes the focus of the entire community as the rest of the forum dies off.

I wish my summer reading books were in the public domain so I didn't have to buy them.

Wish granted. Now the library that they're in is 1000 miles away.

I wish that [FONT="Courier New"]The Alice Forum[/FONT] never dies.

Wish granted, but it's full of spam!

I wish that this community was more active.

Wish granted. But now it's full of hateful racists who don't have any interest in programming.

I wish that my hair was green.

Wish granted, but you get put into some Japanese anime game where your mouth doesn't open properly and you die after the second level.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Wish granted. Now you can't breathe out of water. Since you have to stay in cold water to live : you die.


I wish that Netflix's streaming service had more anime.

Wish granted, but it's all in japanese.

I wish that I was batman!

-jrr

Wish granted. Now you get your but kicked by superman.

I wish that I knew the meaning of life.

Wish granted, but then you die

I wish the shrekoning would begin

Wish granted, but once again, I don't know what I'm granting. :p

I wish that there were more emoticons in the Alice forum.

Anyone wanna grant my wish? :) Where'd everybody go? :confused:

[QUOTE=jrrTolkien;54591]Anyone wanna grant my wish? :) Where'd everybody go? :confused:[/QUOTE]

I'm still here :}

Wish granted. But the new emoticons are incredibly vulgar.

I wish that people weren't so obsessed with being politically correct.

Wish granted, but now prejudice runs rampant and nobody tries to stop it.

I wish Japanese games were translated into English more often.

Wish granted, but then the world explodes out of awesomeness.

I wish that I had a Wii U so that I could play Wind Waker HD.

-jrr

So do I. Anyway, wish granted. You start to play the game and you realize that you hate it. That's 300 dollars down the drain.

I wish that 2k would make nba 2k15 for the 3ds with: No glitches, up to date rosters, decent controls, graphics, and sound, realistic gameplay, online play, franchise and my player mode, and it costs $20 at walmart because nobody is smart enough to buy the game. What negative thing could come from that? XD

Wish granted.
 

Wish granted. but, since there's nothing negative, this thread stops being fun. :( The Alice programmers across the world lose interest and stop using Alice altogether. Without Alice, the world of programming, then the world in general is changed drastically for the worse. :eek: People go insane, random things explode, and global heat goes up. The aliens then decide to put us out of our misery and nuke the planet. :mad: Everyone on Earth dies because you made a perfect wish. :eek: Now how do you feel? :o

I wish that I had an extra ten bucks in my wallet. :D

-jrr

Wish granted. That "ten extra bucks" is actually monopoly money.

I wish that I could waterbend (like avatar\legend of korra).

Wish granted, but you lose control and drown yourself.

I wish I had a pair of shades like this guy ---> :cool:

Wish granted, but they melt into your face and leave you permanently blind.
I wish everyone would do themselves a favor and never, ever google the shrek-related stuff beachbum is posting...

[QUOTE=GameKid;54619]Wish granted, but they melt into your face and leave you permanently blind.
I wish everyone would do themselves a favor and never, ever google the shrek-related stuff beachbum is posting...[/QUOTE]

Wish granted, but people find other disturbing things to google instead.

I wish to revive this thread edo-tensei style. And that this forum got more good (not spam) traffic.

I wish Alice 3 had more things. I wish this forum would be more busier.

FunnyBone, this is how the game works:

You grant my wish, with some sort of caveat as to why it would suck.

Then you make a wish.

So basically, you'd say "Wish granted, BUT then ___________"