wish granted, but...
 

Epic forum game. Here's the format:


wish Granted, but you get headcrabs.

I wish for a pony.


Next person:


Wish Granted, but you wake up one morning and it's head is sitting at the foot of your bed.

I wish God existed



I'll start, I wish I had a pie.

Wish granted, but a clown throws it in your face.


I wish Alice had collision detection

Wish granted. But it already does and it sucks

I wish Alice 3 would be finished.

Wish granted, but the devs rush it and it's laggy and buggy and doesn't have many features and it sucks.

I wish MOTHER 3 were released in America.

Wish granted. But the game has a virus in it and destroys your electronics

I wish the cake was the truth

It is.

And it's just as unfunny as ever.

I wish wishes were fishes.

[QUOTE=x2495iiii;50763]It is.

And it's just as unfunny as ever.

I wish wishes were fishes.[/QUOTE]

Wish Granted, but I eat fish regularly, so you must choose another animal.

I wish Alice could support Bump maps, and reflections.

Wish granted. But it is a Mac Only feature.

I wish I had a billion dollars

Wish granted, but it is only monopoly money

I wish this game was fun and not going to die after a few days

Wish granted. But then the people playing the game ask for perverted wishes

I wish there was a cookie monster emote on this forum

Wish granted, but it eats all the cookies on your computer, then in real life.

I wish for two wishes.

Wish Granted, but then I must ask for more.

I wish for 3 wishes...

Sure.

But all you can wish for is more wishes.

Eventually, you die with millions of unused wishes.

And since each wish was granted to you and only you, no one else can use them.

They pile up, as useless and sad as old newspapers, except they can't even be used for kindling.

Bwaha.

I wish for pie.

Wish granted, but you have to take it from beachbum111111 (who also wished for pie), and he gets very mad.

I wish that school wasn't starting soon.

Wish Granted, because some schools start later than others

I wish Halo 4 would come out.

Wish grantedl, but it turns out to be an mw3 clone

I wish I was in charge of the world

Wish Granted, but then your fat cat would over throw you...

I wish someone would make another community game...

Wish granted, but it requires your billing information

I wish I was dig dug.

Wish Granted, but you are only available on the Wii platform where your graphics are even worse than your original form.
I wish for a Gold Plated RPG-7 with a silencer

Wish granted, but it go BOOM

I wish this community was more active...

Wish granted, but it's filled with whiny kids who complain about Alice's graphics while not actually knowing anything about programming in it.

I wish for fish.

Wish granted, but you get jaws and he eats you.

I wish I had a cookie...

Sure.

Have a tracking cookie: a low-threat virus that logs your personal information
for advertisement purposes.

I wish for a sandwich sandwich.

It's like a sandwich, but instead of two pieces of bread on the outsides, it's two more sandwiches.

Wish granted, but you get fat and get eaten by Jaws who then gets eaten by My fat cat

I wish Americans would stop mistaking Canadian money as monopoly money.

Wish granted, but they start thinking Monopoly money is actually Canadian money.

I wish that this wish would be granted.

Wish granted, but your granted is granted so that the wish is granted in the second degree negitivitaly multiplied by granted and thus becomes:

Wish Granted= -1 x |Granted|

And the compiled result is a coding malfunction and an error message saying: ERROR: 111012098u7347
Please consult god for further assistance.

I wish to be a bad *** that is literally stuck into a video game and slaughters my opposition in MMOFPS's 24/7.

Wish granted, but eventually you get bored and try to do something else, only to discover that you can't.

I wish that everyone in the entire world was nice.

Wish granted, you sweet little thing! But unfortunately someone had the idea that it was nice to put people out of their misery and killed off the entire human race.

Wish granted, but



I wish that it was the first day of summer vacation again.

Wish granted, but you have to take summer school

I wish for nothing

Wish granted. You now have absolutely nothing. No house, no money, no food, no body, no soul.

I wish to reverse that wish.

Hsiw detnarg.

I wish for peace on earth and good will toward all mankind.

And a corn dog.

Wish granted, but the corndog is poisoned.

I wish.

Yay, peace!

Also, wish granted, but you keep wishing, and never act.

I wish pants never got dirty.

wish granted, but instead of getting dirty, pants would catch on fire instead.

I wish that alice 2.2 would have ps3 caliber models and graphics, with no lag at all.

[QUOTE=fourbros;50880]wish granted, but instead of getting dirty, pants would catch on fire instead.

I wish that alice 2.2 would have ps3 caliber models and graphics, with no lag at all.[/QUOTE]

wish granted, but Alice would crash after one model was rendered in the scene...

I wish Alice was as powerful as the Cry Engine.

Wish granted...but then the creators start charging us to use it.

I wish my class was going to be a little more challenging this semester.

Wish granted, but it ends up being too challenging and you fail.

I wish my class was going to be a little less challenging this semester.

(Not likely, lol!)

Wish granted...but then you learn nothing because you weren't challenged...

I wish tomorrow was Friday!

Wish granted. By now, tomorrow [I]is[/I] Friday.
I wish I knew how to surf.