Wish granted, but it stares at you all night and creeps you out.
I wish I had a pizza.

Wish granted, but it has all the toppings you don't like.

I wish I could draw well.

With granted, but you don't know what to draw

I wish there were better games out there

Wish granted, but they're all on the Wii U
[I]BAHAHAHA[/I]
I wish christmas would come sooner.

Wish granted, but you were naughty and santa clause gives you coal

I wish for something

Wish granted. Now you will recieve a green,moldy, stinky piece of cheese called "something."

I wish that I wasn't stuck on legend of zelda: wind waker.

Wish granted...by smashing the game into itty bitty pieces.

I want it all. And I want it now.

[I]Cream cakes and donuts and fruitcakes with no nuts so good you could go nuts....[/I]
Wish granted, but Mr. Wonka beats you with his cane for stealing.

^I wish that someone would understand the reference I just made.

wish granted. Now willie wonka starts beating gamekid with his cane for using his line.


I wish that the ending of LOST made sense.

Wish granted, but it sucks and no one likes it any more.

I wish that this forum wasn't dying.