Wish granted. You now have absolutely nothing. No house, no money, no food, no body, no soul.

I wish to reverse that wish.

Hsiw detnarg.

I wish for peace on earth and good will toward all mankind.

And a corn dog.

Wish granted, but the corndog is poisoned.

I wish.

Yay, peace!

Also, wish granted, but you keep wishing, and never act.

I wish pants never got dirty.

wish granted, but instead of getting dirty, pants would catch on fire instead.

I wish that alice 2.2 would have ps3 caliber models and graphics, with no lag at all.

[QUOTE=fourbros;50880]wish granted, but instead of getting dirty, pants would catch on fire instead.

I wish that alice 2.2 would have ps3 caliber models and graphics, with no lag at all.[/QUOTE]

wish granted, but Alice would crash after one model was rendered in the scene...

I wish Alice was as powerful as the Cry Engine.

Wish granted...but then the creators start charging us to use it.

I wish my class was going to be a little more challenging this semester.

Wish granted, but it ends up being too challenging and you fail.

I wish my class was going to be a little less challenging this semester.

(Not likely, lol!)

Wish granted...but then you learn nothing because you weren't challenged...

I wish tomorrow was Friday!

Wish granted. By now, tomorrow [I]is[/I] Friday.
I wish I knew how to surf.