Woah! I feel the same way as you. Except the fact that when I was in kindergarden I played spyro because my older brother would drug me and force me to play while pleasuring him. At first I hated it, but then I loved it. I felt like I was in love with him. Too bad he died at the age of 9 after drowning in the hudson river. I still think of him in the shower. Anyways, love spyro and this post.