wish granted, but...

[fourbros]

Wish granted. But you are incessantly pestered by link's other companion, Fi/Navi/Tael/midna, and you kill yourself right around the third dungeon.

I wish that Wal-Mart or Target would sell regular pocky.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......pocky.................

[jrrTolkien]

Wish granted, but you are arrested for speeding as you leave the store.

I wish Navi/Tael/Fi/Midna/Elzo wasn't sooooooo annoying! (But mostly Navi)

Oh, yeah, you forgot Elzo.

[kopi]

cong elek chuyen buon ban den led cong nghe phap

[fourbros]

Wish granted. Instead of Navi/Tael/Fi/Midna/Elzo being so annoying, link is now the reason to mute the tv. After every action, link now says his own name like pikachu.


I wish that Ephraim from fire emblem would be in the new smash bros. Probably aint happening, but one can dream.

[jrrTolkien]

Uh, Link is mute.

Wish granted, but they get rid of Ike, Marth, and Roy. (I think they should have had Roy in the Wii version, but whatever!)

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[fourbros]

Wish granted. Now you can't breathe out of water.

(ps: They should've replaced marth with roy in the ssbb. And did you see that they're putting marth AND ike back in ssb4.?! What kind of crud is that? Where is chrom or the black knight or marcus?..............................My fire emblem in smash bros rant is now over.)

I wish that I was Chuck Norris.

[jrrTolkien]

Wish granted, but Chuck Norris haters track you down and kill you in your sleep.

I wish I had a pet mouse.

[GameKid]

Jeez, this thread is still going?

...Wish granted, but it wakes you up every night, plays dead, and poops all over you when you try to pick him/her up.
I wish for infinite knowledge of programming.

[jrrTolkien]

Wish granted, but your brain can't take that much, and it explodes!!

I wish I had a pie, too!

-Jrr

[beachbum111111]

Wish granted but then this happens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT2aBtBLMCY

I wish old spice really gave me power