Contest, make something really simple have very complex coding

[nickster654]

in other words, make something like a ball bouncing up and down have very complex coding, so like instead of ball move up, ball move down loop infinatly, make like if vairable equals 1 ball move up at speed 2 meter per second if variable.booleon equals true. this was a project we had in animation class, and i wana see what you guys come up with, the most complex code wins on april 30th

ps: dont use my example, be creative