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Funnybone · 03-21-2015, 08:24 PM

Caveat? Why is it so hard to say statement?

Anyways, sorry.

fourbros · 03-21-2015, 10:09 PM

Why not use an interesting locution?

Funnybone · 03-22-2015, 02:09 AM

What the...

x2495iiii · 03-23-2015, 09:42 AM

It's a confuse-off!

MrMoke · **:-) -** 03-23-2015, 10:32 AM

Wish Granted, BUT---

You now discover that you are forever cursed to speak in unfathomable sentences filled with Illocutionary directives and declarations.

I wish I could go back to the fifth grade, when I built a one-transistor pocket-sized AM radio, and convinced my teacher that it was a hearing aide.

x2495iiii · 03-23-2015, 01:56 PM

Ha, excellent! Makes the flashlight and pocket fan I made look like junk.

Although, they were actually MADE from junk, so I guess it doesn't change much :P

Wish granted, but the radio gains self-awareness and you have to back to stop yourself from going back.

I wish I liked work more than I liked avoiding work

RavenOfCode · 03-23-2015, 03:17 PM

Wish granted, but you realized that you like work so much that you spend your whole life working and never sleep again...

I wish I had infinite knowledge in programming computers...

Funnybone · 03-23-2015, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMoke

Wish Granted, BUT---

You now discover that you are forever cursed to speak in unfathomable sentences filled with Illocutionary directives and declarations.

I wish I could go back to the fifth grade, when I built a one-transistor pocket-sized AM radio, and convinced my teacher that it was a hearing aide.

...but now you're a teacher?

fourbros · 03-23-2015, 04:32 PM

Wish granted. Your brain explodes from having infinite knowledge, like in the Crystal Skull.

I wish that all anime looked like a Makoto Shinkai film. Dat animation.

RavenOfCode · 03-24-2015, 05:57 AM

Wish granted, but then everyone in the world turns into anime and you go insane...

I wish I had no school...

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Funnybone Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 177 Join Date: Jan 2015	03-21-2015, 08:24 PM Caveat? Why is it so hard to say statement? Anyways, sorry. hello this signature loves you

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fourbros Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 476 Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Right Behind You...	03-21-2015, 10:09 PM Why not use an interesting locution? My avatar is from the anime "Hyouka"....... You've probably never seen it, much less heard of it..... You should watch it........ print("Hello World") This is python code. Lakers > Clippers Vikings > Packers Cardinals > Brewers/Pirates/Cubs/Reds

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Funnybone Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 177 Join Date: Jan 2015	03-22-2015, 02:09 AM What the... hello this signature loves you

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x2495iiii Super Moderator Status: Offline Posts: 3,508 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Somewhere in the Continental U.S.	03-23-2015, 09:42 AM It's a confuse-off! (')>

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MrMoke Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 501 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Austin, Texas	:-) - 03-23-2015, 10:32 AM Wish Granted, BUT--- You now discover that you are forever cursed to speak in unfathomable sentences filled with Illocutionary directives and declarations. I wish I could go back to the fifth grade, when I built a one-transistor pocket-sized AM radio, and convinced my teacher that it was a hearing aide.

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x2495iiii Super Moderator Status: Offline Posts: 3,508 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Somewhere in the Continental U.S.	03-23-2015, 01:56 PM Ha, excellent! Makes the flashlight and pocket fan I made look like junk. Although, they were actually MADE from junk, so I guess it doesn't change much :P Wish granted, but the radio gains self-awareness and you have to back to stop yourself from going back. I wish I liked work more than I liked avoiding work (')>

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RavenOfCode Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 409 Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Northern Virginia	03-23-2015, 03:17 PM Wish granted, but you realized that you like work so much that you spend your whole life working and never sleep again... I wish I had infinite knowledge in programming computers... Stuff + Other Stuff + Different Other Stuff = Things :) My best Alice game: Clash of the Cubes (an arena fighting game): http://www.alice.org/community/showthread.php?t=10738&highlight=game

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fourbros Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 476 Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Right Behind You...	03-23-2015, 04:32 PM Wish granted. Your brain explodes from having infinite knowledge, like in the Crystal Skull. I wish that all anime looked like a Makoto Shinkai film. Dat animation. My avatar is from the anime "Hyouka"....... You've probably never seen it, much less heard of it..... You should watch it........ print("Hello World") This is python code. Lakers > Clippers Vikings > Packers Cardinals > Brewers/Pirates/Cubs/Reds

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RavenOfCode Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 409 Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Northern Virginia	03-24-2015, 05:57 AM Wish granted, but then everyone in the world turns into anime and you go insane... I wish I had no school... Stuff + Other Stuff + Different Other Stuff = Things :) My best Alice game: Clash of the Cubes (an arena fighting game): http://www.alice.org/community/showthread.php?t=10738&highlight=game