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Default :-) - 03-23-2015, 10:32 AM

Wish Granted, BUT---

You now discover that you are forever cursed to speak in unfathomable sentences filled with Illocutionary directives and declarations.

I wish I could go back to the fifth grade, when I built a one-transistor pocket-sized AM radio, and convinced my teacher that it was a hearing aide.
   
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