Sorry, but he still misquoted my account! At the time, I was very angry at the misquote, but later, I realized that it was ok, because he was joking.
'Apple Macintosh' - An anagram of 'Complaints Heap'
M.A.C.I.N.T.O.S.H. - Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
You're *such* a mac person.