I know. It took a lot of work, but I've started to self-teach myself Jython. Well... I'm teaching myself python, which works just like Jython - Java!
The Jython console runs
MUCH faster than the regular alice stuff, so it's a great addition to things that compile stuff, such as my alice word.
'Apple Macintosh' - An anagram of 'Complaints Heap'
M.A.C.I.N.T.O.S.H. - Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
You're *such* a mac person.