The item to your left is your defence against a zombie apocalypse
 

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A wall

crap...

A cardboard box.

Commence hiding.

A meat mallet. It could be worse, I guess...

A pocket dictionary. I'm doomed...

A gigantic plywood android phone.
Sweet! I can call the gigantic plywood SWAT team.
[QUOTE=DensetsuNoKaboom;51347]A cardboard box.

Commence hiding.[/QUOTE]

*Metal gear solid music*

2 students and 1 teacher (I'm in school on my phone)

Use them as bait so I can escape.

The TARDIS. I'd run inside, say "It's bigger on the inside", and go back in time (to the roman empire or ancient China).

A bookcase filled with books.

Bash the zombies in the head with them, and then tip the bookcase on them when I run out of books.

A MacBook

Ima die

An eggnog milkshake.

No creature, alive or undead, can resist them, so I'd be okay.

Am I allowed to go again?
Beachbum did so I guess I'll go again.
An acoustic guitar.
[I]EEEEEEEEL KABOOOOOONG!!![/I]

A stack of CD-ROMs.

Use them as shurikens.

An empty fish tank and a rolled up giant thing of paper.
WHAM!
DUMP!

A drinking fountain... Maybe I could try to drown them?

A banana nut chocolate muffin. Everybody knows that zombies hate banana nut chocolate muffins.

My computer...

I guess I could play one of JB's songs. That would kill them

A large wooden figure of a swan. Maybe I can bash their heads open with the beak?